Q:	What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?
A:	Miss most of the film!
Q:	Where does King Kong sit on the bus?
A:	Anywhere he likes!
Q:	Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world?
A:	King Pong!
Q:	What game does King Kong play on the train?
A:	Squash!
Q:	What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?
A:	A flat mate!